By Nick Falsone | The Express-Times
Hey, at least I didn’t spill much beer.
This is probably one of the only positive statements that can be gleaned from my performance Saturday night in the beer stein races during ArtsQuest’s inaugural Oktoberfest. SteelStacks in South Bethlehem hosted the event, which ran for consecutive weekends and ended Sunday evening.
ArtsQuest spokesman Mark Demko told me the event was a great success and the organization is already working on ideas for next year.
“More than 23,000 people attended the first Oktoberfest presented by Yuengling, which is excellent for a first-year festival,” he wrote in an e-mail.
Aside from typical Oktoberfest sites like beer drinking, polka music and bratwurst, the event featured a number of competitions including the stein races.
The drunk and sober alike volunteered to participate.
I was somewhere in between, closer to the sobriety end even though the Yuengling Oktoberfest draughts packed a punch, when my wife convinced me to make an ass out of myself.
The object of the stein race is simple enough: Six Musikfest mugs are filled with beer and placed on two tables that are about 30 feet or so from one another. You grab the six mugs from one table, run over to the other table and put down all six mugs.
Then, you pick up the other six mugs and run them back to the starting point.
Finally, you wait for a guy with a microphone to tell you and dozens of spectators that you’re slower than the vast majority of your fellow participants, including a few lushes who were probably on the cusp of projectile vomiting into the Lehigh River.
I came in at 12.3 seconds, which was slower than Express-Times News Editor Ashleigh Graf. It also was much slower than the guy with a New York accent who claimed he was from Germany and donned a beer-stained T-shirt imprinted with a lederhosen pattern.
But while Graf and the pseudo-German beat me in expediency, it needs to be noted that both spilled mass quantities of beer, but were not penalized. There’s video evidence out there of Graf’s spillage, but she’s declined to publicly release the footage.
I didn’t protest to the guy with the microphone, who seemed to be serving as both MC and referee. But in hindsight, perhaps I should’ve said something. Speedy delivery from UPS or FedEx is great, but if the package is damaged or missing something, it doesn’t really matter how long it took to get to the doorstep?
Besides, my poor time mark was quickly forgotten by almost all the spectators, who seemed more interested in witnessing serious lapses in mobility rather than efficient and delicate transport of brewed beverages.
And there were plenty of lapses. People crashed into fences, dropped entire beers, lost footwear, slipped on puddles of stale beer and, in at least one case, crawled to the finish line. There were no serious injuries as far as I could tell.
So for Demko and those at ArtsQuest, I have two ideas for next year — hold more beer stein races and get more liability insurance.
Posted 3 months, 3 weeks ago at 6:52 pm. Add a comment
Brewing beer at home is something that has stood the test of time. Still, many are resolute that convenience is best for them and continue to drink only beer that they have paid for at a liquor store or at a bar. However, the thing about that kind of convenience is that you pay for it every time. As insignificant as the additional cost can seem at the time, it certainly becomes significant over the course of a years worth of sports games, parties and nights out.
Paying for your own beer brewing supplies may not seem to make sense at first, as you will think to yourself that you could have a few nights worth of drinking for the same price and not have to go to the effort of ensuring that your brew tastes like it is supposed to. However, look at the situation beyond just a few weeks ahead and you’ll see that home brewing is a much better option. After the initial amount that you pay for the kit and supplies, which is little more than the cost of a few crates anyway, you’ll have the potential to make enough beer to see you through the next couple of months.
To some people, the idea of making their own beer is too much like hard work. That’s why we have major breweries to do it for us, is it not? Well, of course it is, but then again you could think of it this way – you can eat in a restaurant every night of the year, but you’ll save money and develop a skill if you cook your own meals. The longer you keep practising, the better your beer will get, and before too long you will have your own recipe which will be customisable to give you the taste you want every time.
Beer brewing supplies are easily sourced. In most towns you will find a store which has the necessary equipment and the right ingredients, and if you are not so lucky you will certainly find them on the Internet, often at a lower price. Do a little online research first to find out what you need. There are various beer brewing forums that are full of like-minded beer lovers who will be more than happy to point you in the right direction.
Once you have bought the necessary equipment and supplies, you will just need to follow the instructions that come with them. It is simple enough, just remember not to miss out any of the steps. Hands on learning and regular practice is the best way to make progress. Eventually you will start amending it yourself as you experiment and find out what suits you. You’ll soon be viewing it less like hard work and more like fun!
Luke Porter is a home brewing beer enthusiast, and an expert author. You are invited to discover the simple secrets of brewing world class beer from the comfort of your home by reading his latest book, “Home Beer Brewing Secrets” – available online today!
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Posted 2 years, 3 months ago at 8:21 pm. Add a comment
by Luke Porter
Making your own alcoholic drinks can be fun and challenging at the same time, and will not take up a lot of time or space. Most of the ‘scientific’ part of the process can be conducted on a standard home stove by following a set of simple instructions. With just a couple of hours work, you could have 4-5 gallons of home brew to look forward to.
Are you interested in home brewing? Maybe you have already followed up that interest and have already brewed some alcoholic beverages at your own home. Either way, you may want to consider joining a home brew club. Whether your beverage of choice is beer, wine or grain alcohol, and regardless of where in the country you reside, there is going to be a home brew club to match your interest.
Though it is best to start off by simply following the instructions that accompany your home brew kit, do not ignore the experimental way of doing things for too long. Different methods and different ingredients can be used to achieve a whole range of different results. By joining a home brew club, you will access to the successful methods and ingredients that other home brewers have come across. The sharing of information and tips is just half of the home brew club equation though, the other half being the sharing amongst members of each others finished products.
By joining a home brew club, you can get many new ideas and can ask questions of your own, finding out if a technique will work before you try it. Others in the home brew club may have already tried and failed and can offer advice on how to do things correctly.
Though competition is intense amongst experienced home brewers, newcomers are welcomed with open arms. Sharing knowledge and experience is part of the home brew club culture. Whether beer, wine or straight alcohol, sharing tips with new brewers are what some of the more experienced brewers do best.
A few times a year, you will probably find that regional competitions get organized, at which home brewers from a particular area have their best work judged. You will be going up against some pretty experienced people should you enter but do not let that put you off. This is one type of competition in which taking part is truly more important than winning. You are guaranteed to have great time!
Posted 2 years, 3 months ago at 8:16 am. Add a comment
by Luke Porter
Typically, people make small home brews, and so if you are planning on making a large home brew, then there are several pointers that you are absolutely going to want to take into consideration.
Making a large home brew is ideal if you are planning to have a big party or if you have lots of storage space which would be otherwise wasted. If either of these apply to you then you have no excuse for not making a large batch of your favorite home brew beer! Should these circumstances not apply to you then you are probably better off sticking with smaller, more frequent, brews as you may end up with an unacceptable amount of wastage.
As with most other things in life, the bigger you want something to be, the more time and effort it takes. The same principle applies to home brewing. Therefore, make sure that you have the basic processed down to an art before making a large brew to avoid wasting your time and efforts.
Also, before making a start on making a large home brew, think carefully about whether you really have the space available to do it properly. As with a small home brew, a large home brew can be made in a standard sized kitchen. The difference with a making a large home brew is that you may have to temporarily clear out of the way any none essential items.
Assess the amount of space that you have available on the countertops, in the sink and in the fridge. Spend a few minutes maximizing the space available for your large home brew as moving things out of the way whilst you are in the process of brewing could cause you to lose your concentration and make a mistake.
If you do not have sufficient space in your kitchen, then there are basically two options that you have; either you make a series of smaller brews one after the other, or you give a fellow beer lover a percentage of the finished product in return for them giving you the use of their kitchen.
In terms of the actual brewing process, it is exactly the same to make a large brew as it is to make a small one. The only thing to keep in mind is to ensure that all ingredients are increased in equal measures.
Posted 2 years, 3 months ago at 4:10 am. Add a comment
by Luke Porter
If you are one of the many people out there who are a tried and true beer lover, then you are definitely going to want to know how to make beer at home. It is actually not that difficult of a process, and it is not expensive either.
So, how do you make beer at home? We will cover the main steps below. It really is that simple that you can learn the basic process involved in just 5 minutes.
Making beer at home requires you to only really follow a few steps. The first is to get yourself a beer kit, which is a kit that includes all of the different tools and materials that you are going to need to make the beer.
Having got yourself a beer kit, you next need to obtain the 4 main ingredients of beer – water, yeast, hops and malt. Water is the most abundant ingredient in any style of beer. Malted barley is barley grain that has carefully been soaked in water until it sprouts and is then dried and used to make beer. Hops balance out the sweetness by adding a degree of bitterness and also add a distinctive aroma to the finished brew. Yeast is the catalyst which makes it all happen.
You then need to combine all of the ingredients using your beer kit. The exact way to do this is dependent on the type of beer kit you get, but every beer kit will come with instructions that will be easy enough to follow.
Should you wish to do so, you can deviate a little from the instructions provided with your beer kit to create a slightly more unique beer. Maybe you want to try adding some of your own flavorings to it, such as honey or banana.
Even if you do make a mistake, you can just throw that batch out and make a new one, as practice is going to be the only way that you will be able to learn. After a few batches, you are going to be quite good at making your own beer, and you will be surprised at the freshness and tastiness of it, especially compared to the beer that you are used to drinking.
Posted 2 years, 4 months ago at 1:21 pm. Add a comment
By: Michael Atwell
Fellow Beer Lover,
So your mother-in-law bought you one of those "Home Brew Beer Kits" from the local department store for your birthday hey?
..And you followed the directions and brewed what you "thought" was going to be an OK beer, then you had a couple of buddies over for the game and had everyone try…but you weren’t really prepared for what happened next…
The look on their faces after they tried your "Home Brew" wasn’t just the look when you’ve had a skunky beer…it was actually "HORROR"
WTF IS THIS? They said as they spit it out…
They laughed at you and your "beer" and everyone shortly goes back to their same old domestic or micro-brews at $7.99 a 6-pack…
That home brew beer kit that Mom bought you promised you home brew in a few days…Now it has you AND your friends scared off of home brew…maybe forever. It really sounded like a cool little hobby to have, making a couple cases of your own beer every month, but now you’re not so sure anymore…It must be harder than it looks right? After all…
You Just Want To Make A Great Tasting Glass of Home Brew To Share With Friends & Family
Here’s some good news…
Did you know that it REALLY is pretty darn easy to make a great tasting home brewed beer in your own kitchen? You might find it hard to believe after the bad experiences you might have had or heard about from your friends.
Seriously…If you can boil water, you can brew your own GREAT TASTING beer that won’t get you laughed at…people will actually start wanting more and requesting it…They’ll say…
This Is Some Damn Good Beer! Where’d It Come From?
And you can proudly say, I made it myself!
But Where Do I Even Begin????
Now there is a wealth of information out there for the Home Brewer, however most of the information comes in the form of 400 page books that talk about gravity and efficiencies and sparging, and all sorts of "Home Brew Lingo" that you are expected to know and understand.
Don’t you know anyone who has brewed their own beer, maybe an uncle or a friend and you remember thinking to yourself "if they can do it, so can I" or "It’ can’t be that hard can it?"
The truth is they either had someone teach them first hand how to brew OR they actually took the time and effort to read through and teach themselves how to brew.
Now I don’t know about you, but I think that Learning how to Home Brew and actually seeing someone do it is the key…after all not everyone likes reading to learn.
I’ve been enjoying beer ever since I was old enough to drink(maybe even a little before
After college and drinking whatever I could afford, I’ve really gotten into local Micro Brews. Then I was given one of those department store "home brew beer kits". I was really hoping for something great, but in the end I was really disappointed.
It did really spark my interests and I decided to figure out how to make my own GREAT TASTING beer at home…something I could call my own, and make a hobby of it.
Fast Forward a few years…Brewing is a part of my life, I ALWAYS have something new brewing and am constantly creating my own original beer recipes and working on creating "clones" of my other favorites.
I can honestly say that my friends and family envy my hobby and have even approached me to teach them how to brew. They not only want great tasting beer, but oftentimes I can brew it for cheaper than you could buy it in the store.
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Posted 2 years, 5 months ago at 9:44 pm. Add a comment